Every new critter that comes into our family is affectionately nicknamed "Fred" by Craig. Doesn't matter what kind of critter or what gender - everything is Fred. Jet was referred to as Fred for so long while we were deciding on a name that it *almost* stuck. Somehow the name Fred announced over the loud speaker at a show wasn't quite what T had in mind.
So, it's only fair that we refer to Craig as Farmer Fred when he's puttering around.
Cutting the pastures on the 1953 Jubilee Edition Ford tractor